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#1 UnofficialOperator

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:34 PM

Johnny Z for spamming in team chat about a team of team killers whenever we drop on a map...

Apparently they do exist!!!

Just saw 1 guy tk another. Then a 3rd guy tk the vip mech in the first 2 mins of game

Who knew...

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Edited by UnofficialOperator, 13 July 2017 - 07:35 PM.


#2 El Bandito

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:43 PM

I saw someone on the other team TKing his mate 10 seconds into the game. It happened once in the last 7 months, so I am not saying it doesn't happen, but it doesn't happen as often as Johnny claims.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:44 PM

Wait Johnny as right about something!

Edited by Lupis Volk, 13 July 2017 - 07:45 PM.


#4 Trenchbird

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:44 PM

I think I've only ever purposely teamkilled once, and it was because some guy obviously started teamkilling on purpose. It was fun to put him down.

But I do recall a few matches where some random guy starts mouthing off and starts getting hostile so somebody attempts to shut him up by killing him, which normally results in teamkill sprees. I only ever see it on purpose in Group Queue.

Edited by Catten Hart, 13 July 2017 - 07:46 PM.


#5 Lupis Volk

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:45 PM

I think i've done it maybe once or two and it was for some doofus who kept blocking me, though that could be from another f2p game.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:47 PM

Last time I dropped into a match with Johnny Z it was horrendous. He dropped on the red team, and...


...

...


... he cored me.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 07:57 PM

So, this post is going to K-Town, soon™.

#8 Felicitatem Parco

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 08:05 PM

View PostDeathlike, on 13 July 2017 - 07:57 PM, said:

So, this post is going to K-Town, soon™.


Quick, let's make a diversion!

Um.. something relevant to MW:O...


Something...


So, Who Else is gonna blow 50 million on Light Fusion Engines come Tuesday?

I'm gonna need a 200, a 225, a 255 or 250, a 275-280, at least a few 300's, a 325, and a 35something...

Edited by Prosperity Park, 13 July 2017 - 08:07 PM.


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Posted 13 July 2017 - 08:11 PM

Yeah been farming cbills with a loyalty mech... so many lfe to buy

View PostDeathlike, on 13 July 2017 - 07:57 PM, said:

So, this post is going to K-Town, soon™.


K Town sounds so racist though...

Edited by UnofficialOperator, 13 July 2017 - 08:11 PM.


#10 Tyroki

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 08:20 PM

My buddies and I sometimes blow limbs off of each other as revenge for sleights in previous matches. We try to avoid coring because it slows down getting in to another match, and avoid taking more than one limb so we stay functional.

I've seen an entire clan of two lances blap a VIP because Escort is a "**** mode" and a "Waste of time".

Edit: Oh, and we did core one guy and his friend for being a complete *** over numerous games until they finally tried to blow up my stalker. He'd been moving people from our clan so he could play with his buddy, so we kept taking command to move them back, though I did try to move them to a lance where they wouldn't break up bigger clans. His buddy had also done a lot of running around doing no damage to the enemy, taking no objectives, and waiting until he was the last man standing to finally bother shooting someone. I kept calling him out on it.
It was late and there weren't many people playing, so we went about 3 matches of this until on the fourth he and his buddy turned around immediately on dropping and gunned it to me, trying to core me. All three of us cored them quickly in that fourth match and from that match on, no problems whatsoever.

Edit 2: He'd legged me in the match before (one leg only), so by the fourth match we were waiting for them to go full ******. I'm glad they did.

Edited by Tyroki, 13 July 2017 - 08:28 PM.


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Posted 13 July 2017 - 08:21 PM

View PostProsperity Park, on 13 July 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:


So, Who Else is gonna blow 50 million on Light Fusion Engines come Tuesday?

I'm gonna need a 200, a 225, a 255 or 250, a 275-280, at least a few 300's, a 325, and a 35something...

This Clanner scum is that's who~

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 08:42 PM

I watched a guy the other day smoke a quarter of his team.
Some doofus was noob firing and grazed his arm.
I stopped to let the clown pass by.
He then dropped smoke right on the guy's arse.
How sad we have become.

#13 HGAK47

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 09:22 PM

Will continue to kill all vip mechs no matter the cost. No matter which team. DEATH TO THE VIP MECH!

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 09:38 PM

I think my only TK was really early into my start. Dropped on Forest Colony in a trial KGC and immediately started taking damage to my back. Turn around, tell the Executioner to watch his fire, keep going. Tags me again, so I core him out and go on with my game. He must have been either really new to gaming in general or a kid, I think, because he didn't alpha me or anything. Just sort of stood there and cycled lasers until my ACs cored him out.

Wait, no. I had one other when I was messing around in my VND-1AA. Locust walked in front of my PPC arm but he was so short I couldn't see him, so I accidentally tagged him in the back and blew his engine. Thought I'd just shot the lip of the ridge until he got upset in voice chat.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 09:40 PM

View PostUnofficialOperator, on 13 July 2017 - 07:34 PM, said:

Johnny Z for spamming in team chat about a team of team killers whenever we drop on a map...

Apparently they do exist!!!

Just saw 1 guy tk another. Then a 3rd guy tk the vip mech in the first 2 mins of game

Who knew...

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There's a fellow who hides/pretends to be AFK most of the game to then wake up magically when the whole team is dead, especially on skirmish and assault games, to sweep the enemy team's wounded. When he got called out on that behaviour a few months ago by his team mates...well... there were four dead enemies in the first sixty seconds and none of us had even left our drop zone yet. We just watching the carnage unfold from across the map. The pro AFK'er bagged 3 of his own team, and then overheated himself to death trying to kill a 4th. He hasn't played at all since May so he may have racked up the suspensions from that sorta behaviour again and again.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 09:47 PM

View PostProsperity Park, on 13 July 2017 - 08:05 PM, said:

So, Who Else is gonna blow 50 million on Light Fusion Engines come Tuesday?

I'm gonna need a 200, a 225, a 255 or 250, a 275-280, at least a few 300's, a 325, and a 35something...


This assumes the rating math produces sweet spots ones in the LFE at the same ratings they do in the XLs (like taking a 280 over a 275 as both are 14 tons, 255 over 250 at 12.5 tons, 180 over a 175 at 7.5 tons, etc). They don't produce quite the same sweet spots in standard engines.

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 10:37 PM

View PostLupis Volk, on 13 July 2017 - 07:44 PM, said:

Wait Johnny as right about something!


A broken clock still gets the time right twice a day

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Posted 13 July 2017 - 10:53 PM

Why the usage of past tense in the title?

#19 Vxheous

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Posted 14 July 2017 - 01:33 AM

View PostYeonne Greene, on 13 July 2017 - 10:53 PM, said:

Why the usage of past tense in the title?


Probably because laughter has become more like this nowadays when HackusationZ posts:
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I'm surprised we're not K-towned yet

Edited by Vxheous Kerensky, 14 July 2017 - 01:35 AM.


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Posted 14 July 2017 - 01:43 AM

I even have a video proof of a player ambushing a team mate and me from behind for no reason.
Neither of us returned fire until we were dead.
I sent the video with a detailed description at the PGI support.
You can guess what PGI's reaction was.

Edited by Paigan, 14 July 2017 - 01:44 AM.






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